Alright, sorry. Had to get those 2 laughs out.
I was in a similiar situation.
I had a friend that was going to be drafted very high in the MLB Draft, we'll call him Barry. We took him out before the draft, got hammered at our favorite bar in Gainesville, and he met a girl there - we'll call her Mildred.
Now Barry isnt a very attractive man. He looks like an albino gone bad. He was probably a virgin at the time, not by choice. But he's our boy.
Mildred is a whore on wheels, from a small hick town...no money. She's very controlling. He's a huge puss. But she has D's, and a hick accent, and probably rides that albino cock like there is no tomorrow. Everything you mentioned above. She meets Barry and she thinks Barry is probably someone she has a financial future with. Barry ends up getting drafted in the 4th round, signs for about $350,000 signing bonus, and then proposes to a girl he met at a bar known for it's sluts. They met while they were both drunk grab ass dancing to songs about
and ass, and skeet skeet. Like a fairytale.
As friends of Barry - we freak out. The guy has barely legged it out on a controversial call to third base in his sexual life, and he goes off and tries to marry the first set of puss lips that he gets a hold of. She's a huge BITCH. Doesnt like him hanging out with us anymore. Shes very dominant. But he's all wrapped up in the tang.
We decide it was time to have a few beers and CASUALLY mention that marrying this girl is a mistake.
Thats the key. Casual.
If you have a sit down, and shine a light in his face, he'll remember that forever, and will never feel comfortable around you guys again, because he's gonna remember that you said his girlfriend sucked.
But if you get drunk, and youre all sitting around, bring it up casually, and have everyone chime in. But try not to make a big deal out of it where its gonna fuck up your friendship.
We suggested Barry get a pre-nup as a way to drop the hint that she sucked and thought that was a good ice breaker to ease into the conversation......(even though it's only $350,000, its not like hes donald trump), and we suggested that he should sample some more vagina before he jumps to any conclusions. He was pretty offended, and he now he is married with a kid.
We dont all talk that much anymore because he gets dominated and we are on different schedules, and now because of her living choice, live in different cities in florida.
Barry? He is almost out of money. He got her bigger
, she wants to start her own nail business, she takes some crazy personal trainer exercise classes.
Overall, I dont like how his situation ended up, and like I said, we dont speak much anymore.
Not sure if we went about it the right way to this day.
Take that story for what its worth.
Maybe you can make it right this time.